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Ask the Hive - Funny softball jersey name needed

  • I am in a co-ed adult softball league this year.  There is a lot of pressure to have something funny or interesting as your name on your jersey.  I have to get them an answer shortly.  Help please.  It can be softball related, but probably nerd related would be more appropriate.  Also, nothing too dirty.

  • Discussion

  • just "GP" for the Golden Pole (they'll have to ask what GP is for and you get a chance to answer)

    "A-Dork" in a play off A-Rod...or, "A-Geek" "A-Dude" or "A-Guy"

    "Throbbing Python Of Love"...stealing one from Robin Williams...admittedly maynot fit on the jersey unless in small font

    "Dan Uggla"...do this if you are terrible

    "Shi Thead"...named after the dog that used to show up in the GT Blueprint every year

  • Replace anything that uses "love" with "glove"

    Can't Buy Me Glove
    Glove Stinks
    McGlove'n
    Endless Glove

    I know you said not too dirty but Master Batter is priceless. Balls Deep is also great!

    Scared Hitless

    Prestige Worldwide

    Here Come The Runs

    If you can work with a few other folks you could each be a different steroid  or something like that "HGH" for example

  • Would "Walter Titty" be too much?


  • OracleJacket wrote: Would "Walter Titty" be too much?

    haha.  yes.

    I do like Glove Stinks and Dan Uggla, too.  I was also thinking about putting Chico's Bail Bonds on there.


  • TheStoopidGy wrote: Chalupa Batman

    Are you Taco?

  • "with ourselves"
    (stolen from GTWreck...)
    when the other team checks the schedule to see who they are playing.....

    or

    "Game Cancelled" might give you a couple of wins tongue

  • Homestar Runner

    Trogdor

    Swinger

    Batter-Batter

    edit to add:

    Forfeit

    By-week

  • Tip of the cap to the original:  "He Hate Me"

    A good pronoun:  "You" ... as in ..."you" got it, "you" better get a hit, "you" suck,
    Another good pronoun"  "Who" ....

  • I have two....

    Showtime

    or

    Dinger

  • If you're skinny, "Fatass" is funny because it's ironic. If you're fat, it works as well.

  • One of my favorites that I've seen was a team with the initial "W" on their jerseys.  The team's name was Tungsten.

  • Love Samurai
    Silly Nannies
    Ball Rogs
    Funk Your Sister
    Wiggly Pigglies
    Friendly Terrorists
    Elbow Greaseballs
    Dangling Participles
    Graceful Disaster
    ...

    To be fair, this could also be a list of band names.

  • Had a team mate that had TARSAJUMA on the back of his: Take a running start and jump up my ***


  • T0P10B wrote:

    "with ourselves"
    (stolen from GTWreck...)
    when the other team checks the schedule to see who they are playing.....

    or

    "Game Cancelled" might give you a couple of wins tongue

    Our first name for that team was indeed, Withourselves.  But once we started having children, we changed our name to Scared Hitless.

    However, those were team names, not individual names.

  • Are chicks are switch hitters...


  • porterjack wrote: I am in a co-ed adult softball league this year.  There is a lot of pressure to have something funny or interesting as your name on your jersey.  I have to get them an answer shortly.  Help please.  It can be softball related, but probably nerd related would be more appropriate.  Also, nothing too dirty.

    G. P. Burdell

    Any Tech grad should think it is funny.

    If you don't want a Tech themed name, then go for:

    Mike Hunt

    And watch the laughter when girls from the other team call your name.

    GH


  • GTWreck wrote:
    T0P10B wrote:

    "with ourselves"
    (stolen from GTWreck...)
    when the other team checks the schedule to see who they are playing.....

    or

    "Game Cancelled" might give you a couple of wins tongue

    Our first name for that team was indeed, Withourselves.  But once we started having children, we changed our name to Scared Hitless.

    However, those were team names, not individual names.

    gotcha, thanks.
    I skimmed through the op very quickly and didn't catch the fact it was for an individual name.

  • -Sack Clearer (too dirty perhaps?)
    -Ugglas Hitting Coach
    -Any adjective that is adverse to your physical build (i.e. Tiny or Wheels if you are big).
    -Sofa King Bad
    -Diamond Lattice (for physics)
    -not Mighty Casey

  • There is a Japanese baseball team called the Fighters, sponsored by Nippon Ham. Thus they are the Nippon Ham Fighters.  Many think their team name is Ham Fighters which conjures up an image of sumo wrestlers flailing away at each other with hams. Many years ago we named our team the Ham Fighters. We couldn't afford real jerseys though.tongue


  • Bueller86 wrote: Tip of the cap to the original:  "He Hate Me"

    Was going to say, since it is co-ed, have it say "She Hate Me" instead!

  • More...

    Bootylicious

    Booger

    Inspiration 4 Twin Beds  (if you get the number 4 it can be intelligently created...kind of like when Ted Turner once put "Channel" as the name on the back of Andy Messersmith's #17 jersey)

    Fat Drunk & Lazy

    Out On Parole

    Big Hands Big Feet  (even if you don't really have 'em the girls will gauge you up)

    Mrs. Ray Rice

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